I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
He kissed a someone with a penis
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
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