i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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