You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
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