we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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