this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Boobs speak an international language.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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