The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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