I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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