weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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