You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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