so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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