wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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