how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
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