laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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