y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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