At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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