whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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