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what?
penguin condom
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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