But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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