the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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