do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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