i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Randomize
