obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
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