I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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