I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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