...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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