I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
