That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i love accidental penises.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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