You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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