Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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