i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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