Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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