is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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