How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Randomize
