hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
it was like his penis was on wheels.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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