Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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