hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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