so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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