just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
