what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
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