I'm drive I can fine osifer
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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