these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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