i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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