all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
