We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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