love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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