nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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