you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Randomize
