Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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