I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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