does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I have post one night stand depression
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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